"They're not doing it to you personally!" 1. Fuck you too, go outside and eat a pinecone 2. I told you this was a rage break 3. They can reliably handle VERY DIFFICULT white names of EVERY ethnicity and they don't give a SHIT about brown people names that are SEVEN LETTERS LONG

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Part of me wants to go after some people with an aluminum baseball bat but they would justifiably be like "Ack! We made one mistake! How about showing some grace?!" without realizing that I get this TWENTY TIMES A WEEK and I am a little bit tired of the neverending lack of care and respect

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Taking a very short Rage Break before getting back to work because if you are a media venue and you would like to interview, say, the author of a BOOK -- of which you have a COPY -- you can fucking spell her name correctly We are at THREE FOR THREE this morning with my name spelled wrong

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You could almost hear him like "Don't give me back to the shelter don't give me back to the shelter IF YOU TRY TO GIVE ME BACK I WILL JUST CLUTCH YOU I mean uh nothing play it cool play it cool" I gave him my left arm so I could still use my right to handle work stuff and meetings

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Seconding the 'please, if you have room and inclination, adopt' because what if you DO adopt some little creecher and you're like "I have never had a cat before, he is very cute but what do I do with him" and he's like "YOU DO THIS" for a solid month (Photo from July 2022)

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