Mama keeps getting hurty hed And I not noes why I not likes dis at all! I twies to halp her I cuddles and purrs I makes shur Figgy good Sumtimes she better But den it comes bak Mygwains be bad I not shur wat to do #HurtyHed #Mygwain #NotFair

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I tells mama Dere be poopy on da flor She asks ware? I ses ober dere I takes her to da poopy It bery big and soft I sits all cute by poopy I twikked mama good! Mama laffs and pats my hed She ses I silly Dat poopy be pillo It not be weal She not has seed Da poopy by klozet

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Cheddar is innosent! It woz zombees!

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It be nite We be asleep Wen zombee came To clime and kweep Dey tossed da plants Onto da flor Den kwikly ran Stwate out of da dor Mama came And saw da mess She tolded us To come confess But none of us Had maked it fall And mama not Beleeb at all #CheddarPoetry #BadBadZombees

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