i’m no financial expert, but it looks to me like they’re organizing a hedge fund

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DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE? WHAT IS IT DOING? HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

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[1978] ME: Do you think I could be president? MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own. [2025] MY SON: Do you think I could be president? ME: Sure, anyone can.

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I’m buying my groceries exclusively from Costco now, by the way. I might end up with more food than I need, but my values aren’t compromised.

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Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

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