zyzzyva23.bsky.social
San Francisco’s cargo bike based massage therapist
👤 Joined on 16 November 2024
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@zyzzyva23.bsky.socialWhy do drivers insist on taking all these lanes if they're just gonna sit there empty?
Show PostVERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Show PostWhen he says “elite” he doesn’t mean multi-billionaires with yacht fleets. He means elite anthropology professors driving their Toyota Yarises to teach at small bankrupt liberal arts colleges.
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