elonwouldnever.bsky.social
An obvious parody account based entirely on opinions
👤 Joined on 25 November 2024
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@elonwouldnever.bsky.socialBands as transportation options, ranked in descending order of convenience: Wings UFO Cars Train REO Speedwagon Band of Horses Jefferson Airplane Jefferson Starship Mountain Goats Eagles Rolling Stones Mastodon Dinosaur Jr Led Zeppelin Death Cab for Cutie
Show PostGen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.
Show Postjust met a black-and-white cat named oreo speedwagon you're welcome
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