RUBY RANGER : QUAKE DAD

rubyranger.bsky.social

16 October 2026 14:19

I can't wait to finally have time to boot it up and play

David Szymanski

duskdev.bsky.social

15 October 2026 19:06

Me: being tortured in hell Pinhead: "You see, we have multiple instafail chases strung together without save points, and we have put unskippable story bits between them! Witness how much progress you lose when you falter for but a-" Me, losing patience: "Yes, 'to think I hesitated', I get it."

David Szymanski

duskdev.bsky.social

15 October 2026 19:06

Pinhead: "And does it not trouble your soul to know that the protagonist is voiced by Xalavier Nelson, yet you don't recognize his voice at all?" Me: "Yeah that's really bothering me" Pinhead: "Then succumb to further discomfort as he makes masturbation noises!"

David Szymanski

duskdev.bsky.social

15 October 2026 19:06

Pinhead: "Is it not true that you only have time to play this game when your children are sleeping?" Me: "yes" Pinhead: "And is not true that your children often come into your office multiple times when they should be sleeping?" Me: "yes" Pinhead: "Behold! Unpausable first person spanking!"

David Szymanski

duskdev.bsky.social

15 October 2026 19:06

In all seriousness I like this game but I'm not convinced it likes me.