(Tfa) Bee: How did someone like you end up with an old rustbucket like Ratchet? Don't you want someone your own age? Drift, sipping some energon: I'm actually fifty vorns older than Ratchet Bee: haha, good joke 😃 Drift: 😏 Bee: it was a joke... right? 😧

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(Tfa ⚠️ baby farts) Ultra Magnus in an important political meeting with Autobot High Command, aka the Council, and the Senate. It's a long meeting that's spanned hours and multiple breaks. It's tedious, and some would even say boring. A small glimmer of amusement however, comes every so often tho.+

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ultra magnus holds the child and realizes she has megatrons eyes and frame and is like "wtf megatron impregnated my son??1?1?1" and megs is like "ok well first of all can we congratulate my consort first cus he was so strong during the labor"

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(Tfa ⚠️ mentions of valveplug & courtnapping) Courtnapping is a common practice on Cybertron. Before, during and after the war, tho it lessened a bit during the active days. But it is often seen as a romantic act if utmost devotion that many fawn over and romanticise. +

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(blurr and longarm have a baby together) doctor: congrats its a boy blurr: blurr: why does it have one optic longarm: *sweats*

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