As we drive out of our village, we invariably - as a family - get stuck at a level crossing waiting for a train to pass. We play 'which way is it coming from?'. I haven't told anyone that I memorised the timetables to make sure I'm right every time.

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This time last week I was so looking forward to you guys at @shiiineon.bsky.social Ace as usual and got on the barrier in front of Pottsy Cannot wait for Get Ready Manchester ❤️🎸🕺🍻

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‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

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Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax Them: What band are you in Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band? 😬

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