Figgy stole my spot Under da blanky Beside da mama I fink about hitting I fink about hissing I fink about taking it bak Insted I climes on top da blanky I skwish da Figgy a liddle I kurl up beside da mama I purr and fall asleep #FiggyDaFeef #DatMySpot #IBeGood

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So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class. How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally? Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.

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Attack of the Snoot! Unfortunately, Jade and Ruby are not my dogs. My apartment only allows cats. They are my PARENTS' dogs, in what I'm pretty sure is a scheme to get me and my brother to visit more often. It's working. #doggo

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Nerd and Jock 282 - Jock Plush campaign is LIVE!

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