The Onion

theonion.com

21 September 2026 08:08

Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour https://theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-introduces-sock-puppets-that-will-open-for-him-on-tour/

Dani Fiend 👹

danifinnwrites.bsky.social

27 August 2026 15:47

In case my wording was confusing, they attack Hasan Piker though he’s not running for office bc they hate muslims. They attack imaginary trans women because they hate trans women.

Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff)

planarpunk.com

27 August 2026 15:46

There should be one and only one initial response to any question about Hasan Piker asked of a Democrat running against a Republican. "Have you asked my opponent if they disavow Peter Oberacker?" He's an actual member of their party who's actually running for office and he "honored"a Nazi on main!

Roger (6’5”) [i have a new song]

iamtherog.com

27 August 2026 15:39

DEMOCRATIC VOTERS: Hello elected officials: We'd love to hear your plan for disbanding ICE and punishing officers who broke the law. HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Heard you loud and clear. VOTERS: Great, phew. HJ: Hasan Piker must be denaturalized and sent to the moon. VOTERS: Huh? HJ: At voter expense!

Joe Berkowitz

joeberkowitz.bsky.social

27 August 2026 15:39

You can ask a candidate anything; it doesn't mean they owe an answer--especially on this topic, especially now. If you look around the US and decide a) Hasan Piker is the problem, and b) politicians he endorse need to account for his every utterance, you might as well be MAGA for all you're helping.