almost forgot to stock up on edibles before Halloween. Oregon children: prepare to have your minds expanded this year

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hey, citizens of the inner and mid rim. stop acting like the destruction of "Alderaan" is shocking. this isn't some new thing under the "Empire." The Republic was burning planets centuries before any of you woke up, you're just mad because your precious shitlib Senators got hit

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if you enjoy these flavors, but want a little kick, check out our spiked non-alcoholic hard seltzer. if you like the hang without the hangover, check out our zero-proof spiked nonalcoholic hard seltzer. but if you want to take it up a notch, we have a twisted zero-proof non-alcoholic hard seltzer.

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On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that Americans aren’t uniquely stupid, voters everywhere have skulls filled with mush and worms. On the other hand, global fascism is probably not an ideal state of affairs.

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Didn’t have a bag today so wrapped in Seran wrap, the kind we have happens to be opaque. Anyway the run is over and the place I’m getting a sandwich at after was like “sir no outside food” and I had to go “oh no this is my book” as I unwrapped it from the seran wrap. Looked at me like an alien.

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