Apparently 'no, not like that' is an inappropriate response to a man who's sent you an unsolicited selfie.

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I'm currently getting quite elevated and the only thing I will do today is wear a black trench coat and black umbrella to walk along the lake shore listening to a podcast about shipwrecks and staring out into the mist like I'm waiting for a sailor who will never return.

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This morning I took a booty pic so good I'll never have to speak nicely to a man ever again

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A beautiful woman just got my attention on the sidewalk to get me to remove my headphones to tell me she loved every single thing about my outfit. I'll now be a level of insufferable that scientists didn't believe was possible

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This is a solid reminder why everyone needs to be properly backed up, insured, and understand that there is an above zero chance anything we do and say online or in the vicinity of any phone/camera/etc will be publicly available. This person does not sound much dumber than any avg tech bro. 1/3

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