Naph Torrance

Naph Torrance

naphtor.bsky.social

Nominally a brand strategist, but I mainly tweet boring shit about Arsenal FC.

👤 Joined on 11 December 2024

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  • 11 Ara 2024, 10:04
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no World Cup games today but I'm handling it fine, mentally. in fact, you wouldn't believe what my Zlatan Ibrahimovic puppet just said to my Alexi Lalas puppet! PUPPET ZLATAN: Zlatan angry Zlatan still have to see soccer Carrot Top on Zlatan's day off! hahaha! oh Zlatan, what won't you say!

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It’ll be a shame to see Alejandro Grimaldo leave Leverkusen. He has been a truly exceptional wingback. But he’s wanted to leave for a while and he’s not getting any younger. A good move that suits all parties.

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My biggest concern with England is I just don't trust the defence.

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What the world needs now is for Cristiano Ronaldo to put on an absolute stinker for the ages. I mean really shit the bed. One of those games where he's crying at full time, preferably while the telly is cutting between close ups of him and slow motion replays of his worst bits.

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02 June 2026 18:53

There is still this tiny bit of sadness inside me whenever I see the Havertz goal again.

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