A demon queen who was a little too eager to test out her giant second phase (she's been looking forward to facing off the hero for weeks now) but, uh, now she's stuck in the arena. Her imps are all working to get her out with construction equipment now. (Don't worry, they're OSHA certified.)

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"Hero! Oh, uh, you got here WAY earlier than expected." The lead imp shifts awkwardly. "Listen, uh, the boss is a little... indisposed right now. I think it's gonna be at least another two hours to break down that arena wall. Maybe three. Could we, um, get you a coffee or something in the meantime?"

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"NO, NO, THIS IS FINE, WE CAN STILL FIGHT! HNN-" The demon queen tries to fit her giant hand through the arena door, but can only manage to squeeze a finger or two through instead. She wiggles them. It does nothing. "...Y-YEAH, OKAY, JUST... TAKE THEIR COAT, PLEASE. OH, AND GET ME A LATTE, PLEASE."

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Jaida Mack but they sound like Dr. Byron Orpheus, Master Necromancer full time.

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I need a t-shirt that just says "My genitals are a national security risk" or "is it weird to anyone else that Greg Abbott needs to know what restroom I use?" idk how else to say the right's constant obsession with us is really fucking creepy at this point

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