Just invented a new app to help you deal with annoying coworkers. It's not so much an app as it is a toaster on a bike chain that you swing around your head

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will you walk with me so i can get back safe? thanks. keep a lookout *breaks into somebodys house and steals a safe*

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They should make the Discover feed harder to find.

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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

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