LOL THAT'S THE END. WELL

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I guess I've turned around on the boyfriend because he keeps running around trying to find his girlfriend and getting into impromptu fist fights over it. Oh and he just killed Dracula. It was a really silly death, he just pushed him over on a cross and it's like, well. Yeah. Dracula's dead, I guess.

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Her boyfriend is trying to save her with the power of heterosexual love and if it works I'm going to be so mad. To think! When she could go live in a cave lit with red lighting with all the bisexuals.

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The Straightest Woman You've Ever Met got bit by Dracula yesterday and today she's like, actually let me leave this window open. Hell let me leave all the doors open, too. You're welcome to come back, Dracula. Dracula shows up and she's like, hey.

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It was smart of them to give Christopher Lee super bloodshot eyes in these movies because it's so easy to do and it ensures that every time I see him I'm like, "NO! Not okay!" They just went bloodshot a second ago and I'm like "AHHHHHHH why are you doing this to me!!!"

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