emilyottoi.bsky.social
I sing! Resident Artist @Leverkusen
👤 Joined on 22 January 2025
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@emilyottoi.bsky.socialLike it is 5:42 am and this is a six hour flight And you’re in SUEDE. REAL SUEDE. Could not be me. I’m impressed, but could not be me.
Show PostSomeone out cunted me on this flight. Full mahogany suede jumpsuit with a tasteful amount of fringe, platinum blonde and black hair, and a giant oversized faux fur coat. Is this how my friends feel around me? Do I need to serve harder at the airport? I’m having an excuntential crisis.
Show PostYou say I’m trans, I say God gave me a preemptive hysterectomy. Lord knows anything I’d spawn would be the antichrist.
Show PostSam Reich for Secretary of the Arts
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