*Guy who could only get hired as a bus driver*: Hey maybe if I say something transphobic to this rider I'll feel better

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her & billy never actually got married & she kept mentioning how she is millions of dollars in debt i was like ohh okay yea she has to pretend to know nothing about what he’s doing for them financially. also have a hard time believing someone who got into stanford would not understand who’s on first

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having a pavlovian response when hearing the HBO intro thinking the next immediate sound should be “woke up this morning… got myself a gun”

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Opening more Pokemon cards tonight at 6pm CST over on my twitch channel! linked in replies and on my profile! hope to see you there🐶🐶🐶

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was having some strong feelings yesterday that perhaps i could be non-binary. the reasons are too personal to get into but it dawned on me whenever i’ve used my name online it’s always been as heath precisely because i like the gender ambiguity

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