She walked into my office at 9:41, and I knew she was a Plus. Trouble from the startup chime, she had a corrupted system folder and legs up to the menu bar. I lit a cigarette. The heat was stifling and the fan had never been installed. Somewhere a hard drive clicked three times. It was murder.

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describing hot and sour soup as a dish "within the Chinese idiom"

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rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

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biddy blas tragically died today after crashing his hovercar into space mcdonalds

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age regression (I'm getting carded at a restaurant again)

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