Star Trek's William Shatner has discontinued his range of ladies lingerie. Apparently 'Shatner Panties' proved an unpopular name choice

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I've only just discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags! They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits from going soft...

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A wise guy would call this "Steve Smith's first goal since Game 7 against the Flames", but in truth he hasn't let last year's playoff disaster shake him so far in 1986-87. Call it Smith 1 (Gretzky, Tikkanen) at 2:17 of the 1st period and the Oilers lead Detroit 1-0.

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I told my doctor I used to sleep like a log and want to be able to do that again... He suggested I try sleeping in the fireplace...

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A dolphin bumped into me when I was swimming. I think he did it on porpoise...

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