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Old Man just had his leg cut off a couple hours ago. Anesthesiologist called to get consent for a post-op procedure and I wasn’t following the jargon until he said “nerve block” and I said verbatim “man, give him the shit that killed Michael Jackson the man just had his leg cut off for fuck’s sake”

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I do like how Trump is so dumb he can't think of another name for a body of water besides "America."

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My first headlining date as a (heavenly) father. 🔔 Philly tix here: tickets.venuepilot.com/e/blake-wexl...

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RIP Dolly. I hope the wigs and tits in heaven are even bigger 😢

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