Brain storm meeting at Mackie's, no wrong answers: 'Deep Fried Frozen Pizza?' 'Spud's Bed Linen from off of Trainspotting?' 'Ally McCoist?'

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Before every flight I take, I practice landing the plane in question on Microsoft Flight Simulator, you know. Just in case. And of course every time I secretly hope my moment will come when both pilots pass out or whatever. It never has.

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Never mind breaking the bond market, the cheeky fuckers at the BoE have turned Wellington and Copenhagen around!

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I am fed up with people misusing the term podcast and it now meaning a cheaply made TV show with dickheads mouthing off with small microphones. It used to be a proper term where Hal closed the pod doors and cast Dr. Frank Poole into the cold vacuum of space.

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17 year old. Went to the pub with my mates on the way home from school. Had 5 pints. Arrived home to see my driving instructor waiting. Forgot that I had a lesson. Not wanting to admit anything I hopped in the car. At the end of the lesson he congratulated me on my huge progress.

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