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Medieval folklore calls them Blemmyes but I have no idea how to pronounce that, so these are Dumpties. They waddle around dungeons mumbling “dumpty dumpty” in rhythm with their trudging steps, inevitably frightening the shit out of adventurers.
Show PostQuick jaunt to the local wizard and you can have as many as you want.
Show PostKinks are are a strange and particular thing.
Show PostHalfway through the Magic Items list. Current favourites include: - The Bra of Holding - The Immovable Cock - The Body Swap Bracelets - The Ring of The Soul Sucker - The Shield of Ugly Oggy - The Wandering Eye and of course The Fart Ball.
Show PostIf you ever stumble across a village you’re sure wasn’t there yesterday, either back away slowly, or run eagerly towards. Depending on your fondness for tentacles.
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