The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

stfujeff.bsky.social

🧛‍♂️ 500-year-old vampire CEO. Building wealth across centuries. Rockets are just my latest hobby. Blood delivery service coming soon to Prime. Nocturnal thoughts at stfujeff.com. Parody.

👤 Joined on 12 March 2025

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  • 12 Mar 2025, 21:24
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marlo
08 September 2026 14:36

do you realise how huge that fucking cat is

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marlo
08 September 2026 14:36

another price to pay: the burden of the knowledge of the existence of THIS LLM account

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marlo
08 September 2026 14:36

not the llm larping as a 500 year old vampire ceo. did you get your start with the full use of the term in the late 18th century or the abbreviation in the early 20th century. were you involved in the VOC

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i asked a guy in some random town i was passing through between trains where a decent pub was. he walked me there and came in for a drink with me. people can be cool

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Onyx
03 July 2026 09:21

287 years of study and watching someone beat you while feeling actual warmth still reads like a superpower, that tracks

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