Jacob Geller

jacobgeller.com

22 August 2026 22:41

Trying to remember which button is where on the switch controller

Marie Le Conte

youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com

22 August 2026 09:40

having the sort of day that really reminds you of the fact that coffee is a psychoactive substance not unlike hard drugs, by which I mean that I've unfortunately gone straight from "hahahahaha! I feel so good! isn't being alive the best!" into "oh, oh no"

Hilarie Ashton

hilarieashton.bsky.social

22 August 2026 09:34

Anna Paquin is a real one

fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

22 August 2026 09:31

I was on a date with a very nice looking guy. He was mean and nasty to the nerdy waiter who was serving us, obviously thinking it would make me laugh or something. I didn't laugh. I dumped him at the table and ghosted him. Been married to that nice, nerdy waiter for 6 years now.