how do I get my crush to fall in love with me? I’ve tried everything from liking his posts to liking his posts

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well this is awkward. Kelly Clarkson is at the shelter and she won't leave until we sell her the Cat Bench

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class, come close. if you see someone that looks at you like you're a demon from the depths when they see that you're wearing something signifying you support and/or are from Palestine, we call this person a ~ z i o n i s t ~ thank you - that is all

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Me: "Ok I'm almost there where are you?" Friends visiting Chicago from lowa/Nebraska: "We're on the corner by the CVS and the Dunkin' across from this old fancy historic building." Me:

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Play stupid games (being attracted to men) win stupid prizes (men)

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