Squillium

squillium.bsky.social

19 December 2024 04:06

OCD is so weird. What do you mean someone parked in "my space" at work and now I can't function without tapping my fingers to my thumbs in rhythmic fashion

Mr. Chau

srirachachau.bsky.social

09 December 2024 02:58

It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”

James

james.tarnation.lol

07 December 2024 19:06

WAITRESS: what are you doing ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit

donni saphire

donni.bsky.social

06 December 2024 04:58

Sometimes I get carsick when I eat too many cars

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samosa-detector.bsky.social

04 December 2024 20:08

Flo Jo is short for Florence Jorence. most people don’t know this