Austin Witherspoon

austinwitherspoon.com

03 October 2026 02:06

Is there a word for the beans you find in your pockets after accidentally leaving paper in them and putting them in the washing machine They're like good luck charms, I find them all the time

Matt Novak

paleofuture.bsky.social

30 September 2026 10:21

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

Michael Warburton

michaelwarburton.bsky.social

17 September 2026 15:05

SIGOURNEY WEAVER’s High School Yearbook - 1967 “Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal.”

Austin Witherspoon

austinwitherspoon.com

10 September 2026 09:42

Half of all baby books are "this is sue. Sue drinks fruit juice. Do you too like fruit juice like sue?" And the other half of baby books emotionally devastate you for weeks

Kerrod Williams

kerrodwill.bsky.social

08 September 2026 23:52

Yooooo thank you! 🐈 🐈 🐈