Once people get to 100% and then never stop on their way to work again we will have converted them

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For Nathan Fielder’s next project, it would be incredible if he spent years developing a machine that could test for hundreds of diseases using just one drop of blood.

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Someone said something and I said something back. #comedy #standupcomedy #standup

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It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍

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I'm renaming Lake Ontario "The Kennedy Center." Then I'm renaming the (current) Kennedy Center "Trump Lake." Then I'm tearing down Trump Lake and building The Ontario Center for American Lakes. Then I'm flooding it and renaming it Lake White House. Then I'm renaming the movie "The Lake House" "Ontar

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