Return of the Cmonstermacques

cmonmaque.bsky.social

14 October 2026 21:06

Me: “I call the movie ‘farty supreme’ and it’s about a guy who is great at the sport of farting” Grieving son: “Oh… and did you know my father?” Me: “No no I just came in here to use the bathroom.”

Return of the Cmonstermacques

cmonmaque.bsky.social

14 October 2026 21:00

I’m still trying to top this one

Jaimie Kaffash

jkaffash.bsky.social

11 October 2026 16:23

“How much does a sleeve sponsorship cost Michael? £500m?”

Gee W

geewalsh.bsky.social

11 October 2026 16:23

Pep Pep gets a treat?