The Onion

theonion.com

28 March 2026 01:33

“After major breakthroughs in obtaining the penises of a manatee, an armadillo, and a pygmy jerboa, I’m pleased to announce that my experimental anticancer elixir is mere weeks away from completion,” said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Fitzroy Maclean Angel

mzgunter.bsky.social

28 March 2026 01:33

Maddie is exactly right. These girls didn't cut up enough. #DragRace

Fitzroy Maclean Angel

mzgunter.bsky.social

28 March 2026 01:33

MYKI MEEKS FOR THE CROWN! #DragRace

Vajeen the Queen

vajeenthequeen.bsky.social

28 March 2026 01:32

What. The. Actual. Fuck. #DragRace

Terrance

stickysweett.bsky.social

28 March 2026 01:32

im so ready for all the nonsense in "Stop That Train" 😭🚄💅🏽 #DragRace