I just heard a technician ask loudly, "Wait, his name is 'Onion' and he's here for eating garlic powder?" and without uncovering my eyes or sitting up I replied "I know, it's objectively funny" and someone else yelled out "You should have named him 'Bread'" so that's how this is going now I guess 🙃

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How I Slept Today Dandy’s back on her bed and Spike is on foot duty.

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How I Slept Today Dandy woke me up with biscuits today. An excellent start to the day.

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How I Slept Today The kiddos resumed their leadership summit today. Someday I’ll get invited to participate…

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Kept me up all night with his Xanax mania but for some reason I forgive him

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