you raise your kids, dress them up nice, and then send them out to disappoint you.

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our theory as to why we just don't get hangovers is that our body, conditioned through years of military service, understands that complaining is not going to get it treated any better

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at some point my brains idea of erotic went from wet sweaty floppy fucktits to "what if... two girls moisturing their hands... by holding hands together" and personally things are better this way. i do like the fucktits too of course its just secondary and they should be my own instead

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...quark is trans

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a lot of focus on biting the hand that feeds but nobody ever talks about how great it feels to feed the dog that bites

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