It's my 50th birthday, I just woke up and looked in the mirror. It's not good, friends. Hair white as snow, ears like dinner plates, a nose like a mangelwurzel.

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It's the last day of my forties. At midnight the last drop of youth will evaporate and my sunset years will begin, all delicately-embroidered crimson velvet smoking jackets, heavy colognes and rambling anecdotes. My signature drink: Floradix. My signature sandwich: two parallel Ryvita, unbuttered.

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This is a real Mandela Effect moment, I've never typed the word "anymore" in my life, is this Pete Hegseth doing this

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Being a record of the dreadful days following the Isstvan V Dropsite Massacre, and discussions therein upon the efforts of Raven Guard primarch Corvus Corax to save his Legion from utter destruction. youtu.be/5x0xneVjC8k

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