I cut off my dad just to piss off the right wing columnists

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(hissing in his ear) Yesss my lord! The fake media wants you to think voters care about "prices" but you know them best, sire! You know they yearn for ballroom and golf course!

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By the Lord, I must have been dreaming, though—How? how? how?

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This might actually be the worst game I have ever seen us play. Dear baby Jesus.

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and remember that as lee left, moving past the Union soldiers at appomattox, they sang John Brown’s Body at him. lee, who had been sent to harper’s ferry to stop Brown, was now basically being told “you’re a bitch, John Brown rules, fuck you.” meaning John Brown’s Body became the first diss track

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