funnymollusc.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 02 April 2026
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@funnymollusc.bsky.social"If it isn't bipedal and talks, I need to question if I can fuck it" Is such a wild fucking notion to me. "Harkness test" yadda yadda. People in this fandom were wanting to fuck Balto and Simba before you were even SPERM in your dads ballsack. People wanna fuck Toothless. It is not your business.
Show PostThe "Harkness test" has always been funny cus its like, a throwaway line in a doctor who spinoff that people will use to base an entire moral system on
Show PostWhat really pisses me off about the Harkness Test and the people who use it unironically as a moral compass, is that it’s just a bunch of word salad designed to avoid admitting the "forbidden" words they’re so afraid of: They are fictional characters.
Show Postwhen i'm playing dragn wash but i forgot it doesn't pass the harkness test so i literally become a danger to real life dragons
Show Post"but they don't pass the harkness test" dude it's a cartoon, none of them can consent to you lmao
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