Bone Daddy 💀

luckybonez.bsky.social

17 October 2026 09:02

Built diabolical, actually

Col. Boozy Badger

boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

17 October 2026 09:02

BRB, unplugging my car, starting it up, and then immediately slamming it repeatedly into the ceiling of my garage because I didn’t pay for the upgrade that unlocked the autopilot and sensor package that stopped me from activating the air tanks while indoors.

Col. Boozy Badger

boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

17 October 2026 09:02

In this scenario the system is stuck blaring Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” while I get severe blunt force trauma.

Wowzerz 🦔

wowzerz.bsky.social

11 October 2026 23:56

Would you let Mistress Frieren test her new spell on you?

Nana 🌙💜

nananightray.bsky.social

11 October 2026 22:00

thinking of all the kuromi merch i'm gonna bring home