“Oh no!!!! These ppl r eating hotdogs at the park!!! I better shame them because THATS clearly what the fucking problem with the USA is”

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Really excited to unfollow 600 shallow brained people who say “if you’re celebrating the 4th of July ur gross” Cuz #1 I’m celebrating my day off work bitch. And #2, there are 700 ways to love ur country and if ur doing it in a “protect the land and ppl and native ppls wishes” type of way go off

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being a sam lover is infinitely more embarrassing the player base all thinks hes a manchild lololol ppl legit say "i couldnt marry him it feels CREEPY" i stand ten toes down that he isnt and its not and im 25k words deep in my fanfic to prove it but...

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LOL i theoretically love elliott!!! some design choices of his throw me off tho.. the fact that you choose what he writes about bothers me and i just cant help but think his book sucks lol but hes sweet and gorgeous and i love that he lives in a literal crab shack

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sorry i could talk about the bachelors and bachelorettes for hours idk whats wrong w me

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