we're long since talked about our relationship as "shrimp colors" instead of platonic/romantic and discussed a "shrimp colors ceremony" instead of a wedding to celebrate our love for each other and all of our closest friends. my partner has been sitting on this glass shrimp for a YEAR

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darwin and i were making jokes about what the five phrases that i say when you pull my string would be and for the last one she said "do you want me to download that for you?" and it took me OUT. like YOU GOT ME. i am literally always offering to download media for people. i have to share the Files

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watersports fans? You mean Peeple?

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I think if youre cycle synced with someone you should also be able to talk to them telepathically. youre already bluetooth paired

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