(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship

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I'm away from home for a few days and drinking coffee out of a regular mug instead of an insulated one with a lid. It goes cold so fast! How do people live like this???

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Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

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I actually like Star Wars—like a lot, but man do folks take this shit way too seriously.

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Just won a sweet Phil Ford autographed UNC ball. 🏀 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Fo...

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