Chris Hayes

chrislhayes.bsky.social

19 April 2025 06:46

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

21 January 2025 05:33

operator: 911, please state your emergency me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want operator: how so me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account me: no. more

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

21 January 2025 05:33

there's a car driving around brooklyn today with the words "Learn How to Park! ASS" vandalized on the side of it. if you happen to see this car please know that it's god's way of smiling upon you

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

03 January 2025 09:42

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache