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“They’re too young to ride" Nope. They’re ready to ride, it’s our cities that aren’t ready.

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Happy birthday to this absolute legend, my beloved grandmother (also in that I didn't like the other one very much). Her name was Ermes Farina, née Magnoni. Were she alive today, she would be an improbable 120 years old.

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Aside from that photo, taken when she was guess what age, I do have some highly treasured things of hers. Such as the board were she used to roll out her legendary pasta dough, still embedded with decades-old molecules of said pasta. I could probably use it to clone her.

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And her rolling pin, too long to fit in the picture, and basically by the end almost as tall as she was, once she was done shrinking with age. She wielded that thing like a martial arts master.

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