First day of President Ocasio Cortez’s term better be just executive orders officially changing Republican Congresspeople’s names to “America!”

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My therapist doesn’t know about “You Can See Everything.” She wasn’t even sure she’d heard of Theranos. I live in another universe.

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Smudge in his early days.

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Yes.

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"I have been challenged to a duel," she said. "For kissing a woman." "Did she consent?" the swordmaster said. "Yes, but men courting her did not." "Ah. How many?" "Are these men good?" She gave three names. "Far below your level." "Excellent!" She rose. "There are more women I want to kiss."

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