Trump should appoint George Santos as Press Secretary - his combination of experience as an elected representative, a lawyer, author, doctor and astronaut uniquely qualifies him for the role.

Show Post

i'm thirteenth in line for school pickup. but someone left a gap behind the fourth car. watch this, losers! i hit the grok gamma epsilon maneuver button on the tablet, suffering severe whiplash under 6Gs of force as i land perfectly in someone's yard across the street, crushing their peonies

Show Post

One of my favorite signs

Show Post

The scariest houses don’t put up any Halloween decorations

Show Post

The Jon Husted's Ass world tour continues

Show Post