*interested eyeballs* *not that the British colonized India AND Guyana AND Canada and it's like stop following my family around please*

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Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

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The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

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the most unc thing i will ever say (except for every other thing i have ever said, and also using the word "unc" just now) is: they both look like their toupees slipped forward.

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I love how I be surrounded by Black people online, but white users find me & do white foolishness, & then all the Black folks, both my followers & other Black folks who see me around & just side eye foolishness from crackers & get them in check, jump on them like excuse you, in Black business?

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