Dr. Stephanie

punkrockscience.bsky.social

06 October 2026 16:52

Day 2 of trying to eat a bagel before I get interrupted by bullshit. Do we think I’ll make it today, or will we be seeing bagel return for day 3?

Dr. Stephanie

punkrockscience.bsky.social

25 September 2026 19:54

Dear “you’re so oooooold now” advertisers: if I’ve gone this long without giving two shits if my “under eye area” is puffy or whatever, what makes you think I want to change that now?

Chris Orbach

chrisorbach.bsky.social

01 September 2026 15:43

28. ❤️

Dr. Stephanie

punkrockscience.bsky.social

31 August 2026 22:02

The puppy shredded one of our company towels. J was unaware that “company towels” are a thing. Please settle a debate, hivemind: “company towels” are a thing and I’m not alone in this, y/n?

Dr. Stephanie

punkrockscience.bsky.social

25 August 2026 19:25

When I was younger, I wasn’t sold on Dolly Parton - her music wasn’t my style, and that hair! that accent! And then I learned about the books, stopped being such a music snob, and realized optics are the least important things about someone. Thank you for the lessons, ma’am.