Jhonen V

jhnenvee.bsky.social

07 October 2026 03:00

Asked a friend to join in a game of BIG WALK and realized shortly after that I had actually typed out BIG WANK. They still haven’t responded but that answer is gonna open up some interesting possibilities.

bon💫🪽

bonobon.bsky.social

31 August 2026 01:55

liked my outfit today

Sarah Z

sarahz.bsky.social

24 June 2026 05:07

I haven't been watching Love Island but is it true that they put them on the island and give them various incentives to murder each other and after every murder a class trial is held and if they can catch the murderer only the killer is executed but if they can't everyone else is executed instead

Jhonen V

jhnenvee.bsky.social

22 April 2026 06:16

I was at a sporting goods store (because I’m a sweaty beef bro) when I saw a girl wearing a ZIM shirt and thought how easily I could brighten a fan’s day and decided fuck it why not. I told her I hated her fashion choices and shoved her into a rack of fishing poles. God I’m neat.