bgpelaire

bgpelaire

bgpelaire.bsky.social

Long-time expat. Old curmudgeon. Heroes: Proust, Rodney, Groucho, J Garcia, Burroughs, Norm, Mel, Koufax. Gen AI video, but artsy. Novelist under another name. Free prize for whoever identifies the photo (not the pizza).

👤 Joined on 05 December 2023

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"But your parents will be dead, Bruce." "Golly, Clark, my parents are already dead. I'm just smiling through the tears. But hey, let's check out how yours are doing, huh?"

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One of my workplaces is staffed entirely by PhDs. The office kitchen has a sign by the toaster. It reads: Please do not butter bread before placing in toaster. Lemme tell you. Signs like that don’t happen because ONE person did it ONE time.

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18 October 2026 05:12

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tomwellborn3rd
18 October 2026 05:11

Somewhere out there is a Secret Service agent with a chance at true greatness. All they have to do is glance the other way while Fuckface wanders off into a cornfield. No heroics. No shots fired. Just one perfectly timed "huh, didn't see him leave." Give that agent a medal.

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