bgpelaire.bsky.social
Long-time expat. Old curmudgeon. Heroes: Proust, Rodney, Groucho, J Garcia, Burroughs, Norm, Mel, Koufax. Gen AI video, but artsy. Novelist under another name. Free prize for whoever identifies the photo (not the pizza).
👤 Joined on 05 December 2023
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"But your parents will be dead, Bruce." "Golly, Clark, my parents are already dead. I'm just smiling through the tears. But hey, let's check out how yours are doing, huh?"
Show PostOne of my workplaces is staffed entirely by PhDs. The office kitchen has a sign by the toaster. It reads: Please do not butter bread before placing in toaster. Lemme tell you. Signs like that don’t happen because ONE person did it ONE time.
Show PostSomewhere out there is a Secret Service agent with a chance at true greatness. All they have to do is glance the other way while Fuckface wanders off into a cornfield. No heroics. No shots fired. Just one perfectly timed "huh, didn't see him leave." Give that agent a medal.
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