Bard: Ooh, look at all the FANCY people at this party! Wizard: Wow! The mayor! The mayor’s wife! The ex-mayor! The ex-mayor’s ex-wife! The deputy mayor! … And his husband! Cleric: Ugh. I *hate* intrigue missions. And stop pickpocketing! Rogue: (under 500K gold in jewelry) I WILL DO NO SUCH THING.

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World’s Most Useless Leftist: WMUL: kay first i’ll write “Anti-ICE” on my bullets WMUL: a slogan i’ve seen often at Antifa©️ Organization Meetings™️ WMUL: now i’ll sneak up on an ICE facility & shoot some ICE guys WMUL: shit oops shot a detainee WMUL: again lol WMUL: WMUL: better unalive myself

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Cleric: So. All: Cleric: SOMEONE tested positive for performance-enhancing Tylenol and is casting at three times the autism of a grown man with a Muppets-themed Commander deck. Wizard: On advice of my lawyer, to my knowledge I was AT THE TIME drinking perfectly ordinary wizard-standard mescaline.

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Monk: A shame that wizards seek MAGICAL power & so become evil liches. All: wow that’s deep All: Bard: Wait. No one EVER turned evil from double-jump-kicking people in the face? What about Akuma from Street Fighter 2? Monk: Akuma is a misunderstood genius. This is exactly what I’m talking about.

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Bard: Whatcha’ readin’? Wizard: Look! All “horny-mancy“ was forbidden after Goonor the Onanistic used ‘Maximized Empowered Mass Summon Big-Titty Goth Girlfriend‘ to destroy an entire CITY! Bard: Oh, fun! So … WHY are you researching this? Wizard: Wizard: uh Wizard: wait you’re not a cop, right?

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