[Mitch Hedberg voice] I like Ball 2 because it can never break, it can only become Ball

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This is how I feel about Scorcese

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i take this back, fully retract it, and i apologize for how i phrased this. i posted this while angry at the constant barrage of years of my life witnessing senseless murder in palestine, and this is no way to express my opinion, which is an end to all conflinct in the region. i’m sorry

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I loved the journalism life but good lord. Some former journalists go 100 percent off the rails 😅

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jk rowling has died today, in what started as a totally normal diarrhea eating contest. she was winning the contest by a large margin, when she choked on her own tongue. the crowd will never stop seeing her purple corpse, diarrhea leaking from her mouth and nostrils, when they close their eyes

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